Roast Your Coworker With a Custom Retirement Song
Office roast songs are an art form. All those quirks, habits, and catchphrases? They're lyrics waiting to happen.
A roast retirement song for your coworker is a custom song featuring their name, your memories together, and inside jokes — set to music in any genre for $24, ready in under 10 minutes.
Weaponized in Under 10 Minutes
All their worst habits, set to music. Your coworker won't know whether to laugh or hide.
Just $24
Compare to $179+ for other custom song services. Same emotional impact for your coworker, fraction of the price.
Preview First
See the lyrics before you pay. Make sure it's perfect for your coworker before committing.
What to Include in Your Coworker's Song
The Basics
- •Their name (and any nicknames)
- •Your relationship and how long you've known them
- •The vibe you want (roast, emotional, or both)
The Good Stuff
- •Inside jokes only you two understand
- •Specific memories and stories
- •Their quirks, catchphrases, and habits
- •What you want them to feel when they hear it
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